Ask me anything   "He's clueing for looks."

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via nastybagginses)

— 17 hours ago with 296477 notes
Molly's Nightmare: Things That Go Bump In The Night →

penelope1730:

She knew she was dreaming; a very bad dream. In spite of the silent desperation to wake up and the motionless struggle to will her body to move, the paralysis of terror took hold and settled firmly within Molly. Although she kept her eyes tightly closed, she felt his menacing presence at her…

— 17 hours ago with 37 notes

swiggityswerenrivailleloveseren:

My OTP makes me go from “Oh my God, they are so cute" to "SLAM THAT BITCH AGAINST A WALL AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY

(via sherlocked-and-cumberbatched)

— 18 hours ago with 192091 notes

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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(via tallulah99)

— 18 hours ago with 118355 notes

npamusic:

The Device that is keeping you alive, is also killing you.

- J.A.R.V.I.S. to Tony Stark

(via hailhydrra)

— 18 hours ago with 1466 notes

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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(via dulect)

— 18 hours ago with 37166 notes

sherlocked-and-cumberbatched:

vvankinq:

she looks so fucking pleased with herself

I would look the exact same way if I would be allowed to touch her boobs!

(Source: supagirl)

— 18 hours ago with 127007 notes

a-creepy-man-in-a-trenchcoat:

Nothing makes me happier than the fact that the Icelandic government will neither confirm nor deny the existence of elves.

(via nastybagginses)

— 18 hours ago with 110737 notes